Im heading to the Renaissance Festival this weekend. Should I dress as a Queen, a harlot, or a jester?

Question

Im heading to the Renaissance Festival this weekend. Should I dress as a Queen, a harlot, or a jester?
be nice God save thee if not!

Answer

I crave your pardon, mlady, but I have given ear to yon voices who oft beckon thee a harlot to portray. Forsooth not! brbrHarken unto me, good maiden, may it please thee. Wherefore it is that I shall let spilleth from my mouth, that one of three, in faith, thou shouldst be.brbrA jester within thee lies, but ner a tosspot wouldst I willeth thy choice to be, nay! From thee I seeeth the heart of a bard,... nay, a poet. Yea, verily, tis to me nonpariel I beholdeth thee to be.brbrNow, in this time of parting, I bid thee farewell. I shall seeketh thee on the morrow, and shall sifteth through mladys musings on digital parchments.brbrBy your leave, good and fair maiden...